when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
I really love the movie Legend, but I have to either mute it or skip it ahead when it gets to the part where Jack is screaming LIIIIIIILYYYYYY at the top of his lungs repeatedly because it is the most annoying thing. I’m always like WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT
“Change is coming to the world. Many fear change and will fight it with every fibre of their being. But sometimes, change is what they need the most. Sometimes, change is what sets them free.”
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
The Lovers: What qualities would your ideal partner have?
Well ideally, I would like a degree of things in common. They don’t have to like exactly the same things as me, but a few would be nice. Honestly, obviously. Someone who can give me space, too, because as much as I would enjoy their companionship, I also need to have time to myself. Other than that, it really comes down to two things: The ability to have and carry on intelligent, meaningful conversations (not all the time of course, but when it counts) and the ability to make me laugh. The last one is probably the biggest thing for me, besides honesty.
The Moon: Describe a dream (or nightmare) you’ve had recently.
Last night I dreamed I was sitting in a classroom at my college watching the latest episode of Game of Thrones with a bunch of random people, several of whom I knew, and (spoilers if you haven’t seen it) at the scene where Dany is threatening the slaver from Yunkai, instead of her being a total badass, he got up and slit her throat, which was totally awful and confusing. Then the people who were watching it with me started to laugh, so I got up from my chair and turned around and yelled at them, THE WRITERS JUST KILLED OFF A STRONG, CONQUERING WOMAN, NO SURPRISE THERE, AND IT’S NOT FUCKING FUNNY and then I grabbed my chair and threw it at them. Something happened after that, but I don’t remember what. Clearly, I was having some feelings haha.
The Fool: Tell an embarrassing story.
You suck haha. Um let me think about this. Oh, okay, at Phoenix ComiCon last year, I was walking around the exhibit hall and there were a ton of people there and I was checking out a lot of the ones in costume to see who I could recognize. So we walked past this guy dressed as Deadpool who was standing around without his mask on, talking to some other people in costume, and I may or may not have dropped my eyes to check out what he was packing, since it’s such a skin-tight suit and it’s just something that people do all the time (Sylar from Aicosu knows this w/ his Danny Phantom cosplay haha). What I didn’t realize, though, was that he had looked over at me when I did that and so he yelled “QUIT LOOKING AT MY DICK” at me and it was just really embarrassing to be caught checking out some dude’s dick in a Deadpool costume hahaha.
Justice: If you could be a super hero (or villain) what would you call yourself and what powers would you have?
I was actually just talking about this earlier! I don’t know what I would personally choose, but circumstances would probably choose for me (as they often seem to do in comic books) and I would probably go crazy and become a villain because I’m a pretty cynical misanthrope with a lot of anger haha. I would want powers with fire because I’ve always loved that idea, kind of like Pyro. I’ve always loved flight though, too.
Death: If you were able to reincarnate, what would your next life be?
I’d be the Avatar, obviously.